Anonymous: Would you care for a Klondike Bar?

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YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE BEAST FROM ITS ANCIENT SLUMBER.

theauthorman:

tenaflyviper:

They are not your mouthpiece or marionette through which to voice your social and political opinions.  Only a chosen few are allowed to put words into these ponies’ mouths, and you are not one of them.To insist that your personal opinion is not only morally justified, but the only “correct” way of thinking, simply because you’ve attached it to a non-existant, two-dimensional character is petty and immature, and no different than a child refusing to settle down for nap time because “Tickle Me Elmo said I don’t need a nap!”.The woman you keep using as an excuse for spreading blind hatred actually created a character for The Powerpuff Girls that openly mocks your brand of man-hating, radical feminism - something people seem awfully keen on forgetting.  You are labeling someone with a point of view that she literally despises.
There is feminism that genuinely believes in equality, and then there is the kind of “feminism” being practiced on Tumblr that’s too preoccupied with being bitter, hateful, and blaming the rest of society for their own personal flaws.
Please stop trying to associate a woman who stands for the former with the sad excuse for “activism” that is the latter.  It is insulting as Hell.

"I am extremely unimpressed with your duct-tape-over-the-mouth technique, tenafly.”

I would never!  Duct tape could pull out their fur and hurt them!
Also, note the lack of grooves in the tape surface.  Anyone can see that this is clearly black electrical tape. :P
Also, have a condescending pony without tape or banner:

theauthorman:

tenaflyviper:

They are not your mouthpiece or marionette through which to voice your social and political opinions.  Only a chosen few are allowed to put words into these ponies’ mouths, and you are not one of them.

To insist that your personal opinion is not only morally justified, but the only “correct” way of thinking, simply because you’ve attached it to a non-existant, two-dimensional character is petty and immature, and no different than a child refusing to settle down for nap time because “Tickle Me Elmo said I don’t need a nap!”.

The woman you keep using as an excuse for spreading blind hatred actually created a character for The Powerpuff Girls that openly mocks your brand of man-hating, radical feminism - something people seem awfully keen on forgetting.  You are labeling someone with a point of view that she literally despises.

There is feminism that genuinely believes in equality, and then there is the kind of “feminism” being practiced on Tumblr that’s too preoccupied with being bitter, hateful, and blaming the rest of society for their own personal flaws.

Please stop trying to associate a woman who stands for the former with the sad excuse for “activism” that is the latter.  It is insulting as Hell.

"I am extremely unimpressed with your duct-tape-over-the-mouth technique, tenafly.”

I would never!  Duct tape could pull out their fur and hurt them!

Also, note the lack of grooves in the tape surface.  Anyone can see that this is clearly black electrical tape. :P

Also, have a condescending pony without tape or banner:

They are not your mouthpiece or marionette through which to voice your social and political opinions.  Only a chosen few are allowed to put words into these ponies’ mouths, and you are not one of them.To insist that your personal opinion is not only morally justified, but the only “correct” way of thinking, simply because you’ve attached it to a non-existant, two-dimensional character is petty and immature, and no different than a child refusing to settle down for nap time because “Tickle Me Elmo said I don’t need a nap!”.The woman you keep using as an excuse for spreading blind hatred actually created a character for The Powerpuff Girls that openly mocks your brand of man-hating, radical feminism - something people seem awfully keen on forgetting.  You are labeling someone with a point of view that she literally despises.
There is feminism that genuinely believes in equality, and then there is the kind of “feminism” being practiced on Tumblr that’s too preoccupied with being bitter, hateful, and blaming the rest of society for their own personal flaws.
Please stop trying to associate a woman who stands for the former with the sad excuse for “activism” that is the latter.  It is insulting as Hell.

They are not your mouthpiece or marionette through which to voice your social and political opinions.  Only a chosen few are allowed to put words into these ponies’ mouths, and you are not one of them.

To insist that your personal opinion is not only morally justified, but the only “correct” way of thinking, simply because you’ve attached it to a non-existant, two-dimensional character is petty and immature, and no different than a child refusing to settle down for nap time because “Tickle Me Elmo said I don’t need a nap!”.

The woman you keep using as an excuse for spreading blind hatred actually created a character for The Powerpuff Girls that openly mocks your brand of man-hating, radical feminism - something people seem awfully keen on forgetting.  You are labeling someone with a point of view that she literally despises.

There is feminism that genuinely believes in equality, and then there is the kind of “feminism” being practiced on Tumblr that’s too preoccupied with being bitter, hateful, and blaming the rest of society for their own personal flaws.

Please stop trying to associate a woman who stands for the former with the sad excuse for “activism” that is the latter.  It is insulting as Hell.

What am I even doing.

Anonymous: Apparently there is also a Cipher owl in addition to a Cipher cat and all of a sudden I think of Cipher owlcat.

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(Because you know Bill would have to be a winged owlcat.)

Anonymous: *leaves treat basket* You go through some serious shit but remain a good person and I'm sorry I can only give you an imaginary treat basket. Thank you for being inspiring.

Did someone say “treat basket”?

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While Stan is out to pick up a few things one day, Lil’ Stinky notices Dipper use the copy machine to make some flyers, and is intrigued.  After he leaves, the kitty sneaks into the room, and starts crawling around on the scanning surface, and pawing at the buttons.  Somehow, he manages to make copy after copy of himself until the machine ends up breaking down from overuse.

Meanwhile in town, Stan is just exiting the grocery store, and suddenly notices that everywhere around him is dotted with little black puffballs in hoodies.  Robbiekittens are lined up all over - perching on posts, mailboxes, and roofs, and just generally making everyone in town really uncomfortable.  As Stan walks through, their little heads begin to pop up as all the kittens suddenly start focusing on him, and as he passes, they jump down from their various perches, and begin following him. 

Soon enough, he has a massive herd of kittens behind him, all looking up at him and collectively purring.  Stan tries to run from them, and quickly dashes into an alley, ducking behind a garbage can.  He waits for the sound of purring to dissipate, and pokes his head out of the alley.  The kittens are all gone.  He exhales in relief, but as he turns to continue down the alley, he is greeted by the sight of hundreds of pairs of eyes glowing in the shadows as the rumble of their collective purring resumes.

No matter where he goes, the kittens follow.  No matter where he hides, the kittens find him.  Exhausted, he sits on the nearest available surface - a tree stump - and tries to catch his breath.  The herd of kittens begins closing in, and Stan fearfully prepares himself for a fluffy assault.  However, the hundreds of hairballs just quietly pile themselves around him, looking up at him with the same expression: OwO.

Stan eventually makes his way back to the Mystery Shack, and holds open the door as kittens begin piling inside en masse, all to the bewilderment of Dipper and Mabel, who are seated at the kitchen table, watching the house fill with fuzzballs.  Completely worn out from trying to evade the army of floof, Stan deposits himself in his easy chair as kittens begin arranging themselves around him like a fuzzy game of Tetris: some by his feet, some on his lap, and one perched on the top of his fez.  The twins find themselves knee-deep in sleeping, snoring kittens as Dipper tries to remember where Soos keeps the garden hose, knowing full well that the subsequent attack that will inevitably follow after drenching the real Lil’ Stinky is a sacrifice that must be made for the greater good.

(I sincerely apologize for how stupid this is)

Anonymous: I think you underestimate how many people want Viperpone to be their waifu.

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tomjusttom: Petition to have tenaflyviper fans/appreciators "brovipers".

Labels are not necessary.  While they can be fun, and bolster a sense of camaraderie and community, they are not required for the enjoyment or appreciation of people, places, or things.

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Anonymous: So, who in Gravity Falls has the best hat?

The best hat…

Well, that’s no contest, really.

Everyone knows fezzes are cool.

Anonymous: Yeah, Viper is so obsessed with Pinkie, that there was complete silence about her between when she "deactivated" her tumblr and now. There was complete silence when she wasn't starting drama, that's just how obsessed we are.

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I had been happily posting about all sorts of things before this latest horror show began.

Anyone who genuinely thinks I enjoy having anything to do with this child is even farther off the deep end than she is.

Everyone else has been making “random animal with a passive-aggressive/asshole comment on a banner with flowers” pictures, and I felt left out.
Can I sit at the Tumblr “cool kids” table now?
I’m also selling this as a sticker in order to make a buck off of gullible teenage girls.

Everyone else has been making “random animal with a passive-aggressive/asshole comment on a banner with flowers” pictures, and I felt left out.

Can I sit at the Tumblr “cool kids” table now?

I’m also selling this as a sticker in order to make a buck off of gullible teenage girls.

Anonymous: Owlcats don't hoo. They do a hoot an a holler.

No, they do a

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The third one combines the lip shapes, and adds gloss - kind of meeting each one half way.
Man, I hate not being able to decide!  I like how all of them look! 
Think I should go with the third one?

The third one combines the lip shapes, and adds gloss - kind of meeting each one half way.

Man, I hate not being able to decide!  I like how all of them look! 

Think I should go with the third one?