I can’t be the only one who wants to see some Robbie V development can I?
COME ON MUFFIN MAN LET’S SEE WHO YOU ARE
bookthrower: Ooh ooh Better question! What if Robbie had Stinky as a pet?
Actually, Stinky lives in the Mystery Shack, along with Tyrone (Dipperkitten) and Twinkle (Mabelkitten).
However, Robbie is frequently called upon for kittensitting duties: Not only because the kitten senses his familiarity, but also because, given its genetically-engineered relation to him, Robbie is less likely to be swayed by Stinky’s big, pleading kitten eyes (the twin kittens don’t really need kittensitting, as they tend to be more independent, and aren’t as much of a worry if left unattended). Also, if Stinky starts acting up, Robbie can just put the little floof in “time out” inside his hoodie. It also serves as an excellent kitten transporting device.
pkmnadventurer: Sorry if this seems randomly stupid, but what if Robbie kitty had his own pet owlcat?
"Well, Stinky, what are you gonna name him?"
Wendy x Robbie is an abusive ship just sayin
…Is this person fucking serious??
- Has crush on girl for 4+years
- Painfully insecure, to the point where he literally feels threatened by a 12-year-old
- Tries way too hard to be “cool”, but fails miserably
- Wendy could literally kick his ass if she wanted to
That’s like calling an overweight chihuahua a “vicious animal”.
So what does this say about Usagi, who is “literally” threatened by her six year old daughter from the future?
Uhm, did you miss the part where he literally mind controlled Wendy into going on a date with him? And he’s just in general a complete dick
The thing is, at his core, he’s more like Dipper than anyone wishes to acknowledge. He’s insecure, and he panicked at the thought of losing the girl he’s liked for so long. Robbie also tries so hard to be “cool”, but still doesn’t garner the same respect from Wendy and his own friends than Dipper managed to in under a month, so it’s no wonder he perceived Dipper as a threat. Meanwhile, no one ever seems to want to acknowledge the shit Dipper’s pulled over Wendy:
- Stole someone’s bike
- Stole a powerful time travel device in order to alter time just to keep Robbie from asking Wendy out (and causing a giant mess in the process)
- Nearly got Robbie KILLED
And yet, Robbie couldn’t even bring himself to hit Dipper afterward, despite having been pummeled and chased down by a character from an arcade game because of him. Both boys have acted equally shitty to each other.
There are two sides to every story, and you should really know by now that no one in Gravity Falls is what they seem.
I have no logical explanation for this.
I WAITED ALL THIS TIME FOR ZOMBIES, AND THEY FINALLY GAVE ME ZOMBIES.
But where was Robbie?
Probably too busy crying and taking sad selfies of himself in the rain to post on Facebook along with song lyrics from some obscure emo band that nobody listens to except him.