Every year, I eventually have to stop at a Walgreens at some point during the month of October.
And every year, I pick myself up a little Ty Halloween beanie bat.
And every year…
…they keep getting fucking weirder.
The pumpkin one was odd enough…
But
the fuck, man
DID THE BAT DIE A TRAGIC DEATH OR SOME SHIT?
IS THAT WHY HE’S A GHOST
WAS HE MURDERED BY A JEALOUS LOVER
OR WAS HE UNFAIRLY EXECUTED FOR CRIMES HE DIDN’T COMMIT
WHY
WHY IS THE BAT A GHOST

Every year, I eventually have to stop at a Walgreens at some point during the month of October.

And every year, I pick myself up a little Ty Halloween beanie bat.

And every year…

…they keep getting fucking weirder.

The pumpkin one was odd enough…

But

the fuck, man

DID THE BAT DIE A TRAGIC DEATH OR SOME SHIT?

IS THAT WHY HE’S A GHOST

WAS HE MURDERED BY A JEALOUS LOVER

OR WAS HE UNFAIRLY EXECUTED FOR CRIMES HE DIDN’T COMMIT

WHY

WHY IS THE BAT A GHOST

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