IF YOU WEREN’T SO GODDAMN ANNOYING, MAYBE IT WOULDN’T HAVE HAD TO COME TO THIS, MR. MOTION-ACTIVATED SNOWMAN DOOR GREETER. I don’t need to be told to “Come on in! It’s warm inside!” every time I go out to get the mail. IF IT WEREN’T FOR MA, YOU’D HAVE BEEN DROP-KICKED OFF THE SECOND STORY BALCONY BY NOW. Be glad the box is all you get. Fucker.

IF YOU WEREN’T SO GODDAMN ANNOYING, MAYBE IT WOULDN’T HAVE HAD TO COME TO THIS, MR. MOTION-ACTIVATED SNOWMAN DOOR GREETER.

I don’t need to be told to “Come on in! It’s warm inside!” every time I go out to get the mail.

IF IT WEREN’T FOR MA, YOU’D HAVE BEEN DROP-KICKED OFF THE SECOND STORY BALCONY BY NOW.

Be glad the box is all you get.

Fucker.

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