We sprayed for spiders in my room a couple days ago.
Apparently, they’ve retreated into the upstairs.
I went to use the upstairs bathroom, and before I even closed the door,
FUCKING SPIDER ON THE MIRROR
So, I grab for some toilet paper to kill it with, when suddenly
FUCKER JUMPS OFF THE MIRROR
So then, I go to squish him where he landed, and then I see
SECOND SPIDER ON THE GLASSY KNOLL
So I go to reach for more toilet paper so I can kill one with each hand
THIRD SPIDER GUARDING THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER
FOURTH SPIDER ABOVE HIM AS BACKUP
IT WAS A FUCKING AMBUSH AND THEY HAD THE HIGH GROUND
Something I’m working on on the side. I still have to finish the body and smooth it like crazy before baking, sanding, painting with professional model paints.etc I have to smooth the cap to and work on the edges.
Built on a galvanized wire armature, bulked with aluminum foil, and sculpey firm.
This little guy will be raffled off once it’s done. :)
Can we acknowledge that this is like ten thousand pounds worth of awesome?
Robbiekitten meowing with sound.
I was bored, so I shat this out using Movie Maker for no reason other than “cute kitty noise”.
I thought some of you might get a kick out of the kind of crap I got away with wearing back in high school.
Back then, a good portion of my wardrobe consisted of incredibly over-sized black t-shirts, which I would then wear a long-sleeved shirt underneath that I would cut thumb holes out of. Basically, I walked around drowning in these gigantic t-shirts, and then in those jeans where each leg is so wide at the bottom, you could probably smuggle illegal aliens across the border in ‘em. And I know - in this age of “skinny jeans”, it’s hard to imagine anyone wearing pants that aren’t in danger of cutting off your circulation, but people actually wore them.
Looking at these shirts now, it’s kind of surprising that a 14-18 year-old girl ever got away with wearing t-shirts with serial killers and dead people on them in the late 90’s.
Shirts from top:
- One of my favorites. It has Marilyn Monroe in all her beauty and glamour on the front, and it says “Before”. On the back, it has her dead on the slab at the morgue, and it says “After”.
- Another of my favorites, this one’s got both Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer on the front, and it says “Wisconsin: You’re among fiends.” On the back, it says “America’s Most Bizarre Murderers”.
- Not particularly offensive, but I got this shirt when I went to see Gallagher. We were second row center, and our tarp ripped, and we left pretty much soaked in fruit punch, milk, and watermelon. I kinda wish I’d had him sign my shirt instead of my ticket stub, because I fuckin’ lost the ticket stub during a move.
- My Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer shirt. I loved this one so much, I wore it in my senior pictures. With my hair in pigtails.
- My The Shining shirt. Oddly, this is the only one I remember anyone having any complaints about, and that’s just mainly because Jack Nicholson starin’ at ‘em kinda gave ‘em the heebies.
- My The Mummy shirt. This one’s second only to the Henry shirt.
I may not really ever wear any of these anymore, but they still hold a special place in my heart.
Best Princess is still Best Princess, no matter what species.
From top:
WHO THE FUCK BRINGS THEIR FUCKING KIDS OVER TO SOMEONE’S HOUSE AT FUCKING DINNER TIME?
I decided to use my shoopin’ skills to see what a show-accurate-colored Princess Luna toy might look like. The top one is the current toy color, for comparison.
Frankly, I think the accurate one looks ten times better, as well as looking distinctive apart from the other princess toys. Especially now that Twilight’s a princess, it might be time to ditch the pink and purple Luna, so that kids and parents don’t get them confused.
Someone bought me a six-pack of these because every time we’re at the store and walk past these in the soda aisle, I always go,
“AWWW LOOKIT THE LIL’ BABY SODA CANS!”
I am yet unsure as to their purpose, but they sure are cute.
This is awesome gift wrap!
If I had this set of wrapping paper, I might almost give a shit about going to Christmas at grandma’s.
(via bag-gins)
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
I love Hello Kitty, and I can’t explain the existence of this thing whatsoever.
(via thistumblerdosenotexist)
