I don’t want to go to bed

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I don’t want to get up

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I don’t want to go to the thing

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I don’t want

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That’s not a vitamin.  That’s a Cthulhu baby.

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cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

This lady has instructional videos on how to massage your opossum, as well as how to give it a pedicure, as if she’s somehow not the only person on the face of the planet doing this.

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

This lady has instructional videos on how to massage your opossum, as well as how to give it a pedicure, as if she’s somehow not the only person on the face of the planet doing this.

(Source: bongwater-enema)

(Source: cannibal-shakes)

wednesdaydreams:

Countdown to HalloweenHausu (1977)

She eats unmarried young girls. It is the only time she can wear her wedding gown.

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Gizmo is so fucking done with your shit.

Gizmo is so fucking done with your shit.

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I’m sorry, but when did providing specific examples of horrible behavior become “strawmanning”?

Just curious.

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Happy Birthday Divine  (October 19, 1945 – March 7, 1988)

"All my life I wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor. Now Elizabeth Taylor looks like me".

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