We sprayed for spiders in my room a couple days ago.
Apparently, they’ve retreated into the upstairs.
I went to use the upstairs bathroom, and before I even closed the door,
FUCKING SPIDER ON THE MIRROR
So, I grab for some toilet paper to kill it with, when suddenly
FUCKER JUMPS OFF THE MIRROR
So then, I go to squish him where he landed, and then I see
SECOND SPIDER ON THE GLASSY KNOLL
So I go to reach for more toilet paper so I can kill one with each hand
THIRD SPIDER GUARDING THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER
FOURTH SPIDER ABOVE HIM AS BACKUP
IT WAS A FUCKING AMBUSH AND THEY HAD THE HIGH GROUND
Robbiekitten meowing with sound.
I was bored, so I shat this out using Movie Maker for no reason other than “cute kitty noise”.
WHO THE FUCK BRINGS THEIR FUCKING KIDS OVER TO SOMEONE’S HOUSE AT FUCKING DINNER TIME?
Someone bought me a six-pack of these because every time we’re at the store and walk past these in the soda aisle, I always go,
“AWWW LOOKIT THE LIL’ BABY SODA CANS!”
I am yet unsure as to their purpose, but they sure are cute.
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
I love Hello Kitty, and I can’t explain the existence of this thing whatsoever.